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AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Ex
FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD First On Recall Day
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Forget On Race Day
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Fought Off Recall Demands
Found On Road Dying
First On Rust Development
Fork Over Repair Dough
Founded On Reservation Dump
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Fumes and Oders Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Found On Rubbish Dump
Frequent Overhall, Rapid Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Dilemma
Fabricated Of Recycled Dung
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Failure Of Reasearch and Development
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Road to Dump
For Old Retired Dudes
Found On Roadside Dump
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)
Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
Funky Old Road Dog
Found on Road Ditches
Fails On Rainy Day
Found Only 'Round' Dumps
Found On Repairshop Driveway
Forged Out of Recycled Dumpsters
Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge
Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Railroad Dead
Found On Railroad Deserted
Forget OutRunning Dale
Fools Only Read Directions
GM General Maintenance
GMC Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else (Ken Shields view)
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
SAAB Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW Virtually Worthless
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Ex
FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD First On Recall Day
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Forget On Race Day
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Fought Off Recall Demands
Found On Road Dying
First On Rust Development
Fork Over Repair Dough
Founded On Reservation Dump
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Fumes and Oders Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Found On Rubbish Dump
Frequent Overhall, Rapid Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Dilemma
Fabricated Of Recycled Dung
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Failure Of Reasearch and Development
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Road to Dump
For Old Retired Dudes
Found On Roadside Dump
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)
Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
Funky Old Road Dog
Found on Road Ditches
Fails On Rainy Day
Found Only 'Round' Dumps
Found On Repairshop Driveway
Forged Out of Recycled Dumpsters
Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge
Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Railroad Dead
Found On Railroad Deserted
Forget OutRunning Dale
Fools Only Read Directions
GM General Maintenance
GMC Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else (Ken Shields view)
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
SAAB Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW Virtually Worthless