21 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room!

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1 EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2 SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3 CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4 TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

5 INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6 CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

7 WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8 FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

9 ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10 CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

11 SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

12 PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.

13 DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14 TOUGH: Bangs **** on side of urinal to dry it.

15 EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16 FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

17 LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18 DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.

19 DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20 CONCEITED: Holds two-inch **** like a baseball bat

21 RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.