Bush's call from Hell

Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussein and Bush died and all went to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I wanna call England and
see how everybody is doing there" .... so she called and talked for about 5
minutes.Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you (for the phone call)?"The devil goes: "five million dollars""Five million
dollars!!!????"She made him a cheque and went back to sit on her chair.....

Saddam was so jealous, he starts screaming, "me too!!! me too!!! I wanna call
Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too"...He called and talked for
about 2 minutes, then he said: "Well devil how much do I owe you????
"The devil goes: "ten million dollars"....."ten million dollars!!!!!!???"
He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.....

Bush was extremely jealous too... he starts screaming and screaming...
"I wanna call U.S! I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I
want to talk to the army, ministers, I wanna talk to everybody"... He
called US and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and
talking.

Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe u you????"
The devil goes: "one dollar.....only one dollar."
Bush screamed... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????
The devil says: "Well, from hell to hell it's a local call."