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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at
The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the
hands on your clock will move." Oh," said the man, "whose clock is
that?" That's Nelson Mandela's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that he never told a lie." Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock
is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
Hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life." Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. Bush's clock is in
Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the
hands on your clock will move." Oh," said the man, "whose clock is
that?" That's Nelson Mandela's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that he never told a lie." Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock
is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
Hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life." Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. Bush's clock is in
Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."