Clever Guyanese Woman

A Guyanese woman and a Guyanese man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a Guyanese man; that's interesting. I'm a Guyanese woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,
but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely! This must be a sign from God!"

The Guyanese woman continued, "And look at this, here's
another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the Guyanese man. The man nods
his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands the it back to the woman. The
woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back
on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for
the police."