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Farting is never an issue -------------------- You make sure thereâ€ââ€Â¢s nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
He takes you out to have a good time ------------------------- He brings home a 6 pack and says, “What are you going to drink?â€ÂÂ
He holds your hand in public ---------------------------- He flicks your ear in public.
A Single bed for 2 isnâ€ââ€Â¢t THAT bad ------------------------ A King size bed feels like an Army cot.
You are turned on at the sight of him naked ------------------------- You think to yourself…. “Was he ALWAYS this hairy????â€ÂÂ
You enjoyed foreplay ------------------------- You tell him “If we have sex, will you leave me alone???â€ÂÂ
He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason ---------------------- He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
You picture the two of you together, growing old ---------------------------------- You wonder who will die first.
Just looking at him makes you feel all “mushy†------------------------- When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
He knows what the “hamper†is ------------------------ The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
He understands if you “arenâ€ââ€Â¢t in the mood†---------------------------------------- He says, “Itâ€ââ€Â¢s your job.â€ÂÂ
He understands that you have “male†friends ----------------------------- He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
He likes to “discuss†things ----------------------- He develops a “blank†stare.
He calls you by name --------------------------- He calls you “Hey†and refers to you when speaking to others as “She.â€ÂÂ
He takes you out to have a good time ------------------------- He brings home a 6 pack and says, “What are you going to drink?â€ÂÂ
He holds your hand in public ---------------------------- He flicks your ear in public.
A Single bed for 2 isnâ€ââ€Â¢t THAT bad ------------------------ A King size bed feels like an Army cot.
You are turned on at the sight of him naked ------------------------- You think to yourself…. “Was he ALWAYS this hairy????â€ÂÂ
You enjoyed foreplay ------------------------- You tell him “If we have sex, will you leave me alone???â€ÂÂ
He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason ---------------------- He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
You picture the two of you together, growing old ---------------------------------- You wonder who will die first.
Just looking at him makes you feel all “mushy†------------------------- When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
He knows what the “hamper†is ------------------------ The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
He understands if you “arenâ€ââ€Â¢t in the mood†---------------------------------------- He says, “Itâ€ââ€Â¢s your job.â€ÂÂ
He understands that you have “male†friends ----------------------------- He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
He likes to “discuss†things ----------------------- He develops a “blank†stare.
He calls you by name --------------------------- He calls you “Hey†and refers to you when speaking to others as “She.â€ÂÂ